A little bird settled on Brian's shoulder...

And she gave him this piece of advice:

Go West young man and get a big bike:

Make it long of leg and plush in the rough

So you can see what the Rockies are like.

Don't skimp on the gears and make the wheels tough

Cause the hills are tall and the climbs are long.

Throw in some carbon to make it all stiff

And a little dual crown won't do you wrong

For when you throw your big bike on the lift.

Slap on an S and jump in the saddle

Point it down hill and head into battle.

So Brian got himself a bright new bike,

Tightened up his shoes and pulled on his gloves

Headed out west and scaled every height

And never came back, for he was in love.