We usually spend our time highlighting any one of the many rides that Hollywood has already or is anticipating the purchase of, but today's Velonews has something different in store. Behold: The Pirate's New Ride.
Okay, not our Pirate but Il Pirata, the deceased Marco Pantani. Close enough, right?This is sort of like the bike industry version of all those postmortem Tupac albums. I guess we'll have to go back to profiling Hollywood's new rides.
Why stand on a silent platform?
3 days ago
3 comments:
Oh joy. Another Red/White/Black bike.
Rumor has it that Pantani frames will be packed solid with blow, and that their main purpose is not to be ridden, but rather as a novel way to transport powdered substances across national boundaries. Coming soon to a checkpoint nearest you!
Like a DeLorean, but carbon instead of stainless stesl? cool. but cooler than bikes by Coppi, Merckx, Fondriest, LeMond, Boardman, Museeuw, or Hampsten?
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