Showing posts with label Floyd Landis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Floyd Landis. Show all posts

Thursday, May 20, 2010

BCC Bombshell Dropped Today....

In a stirring string of emails circulated yesterday, BCC stalwart Pirate admitted to having doped en route to completing his PhD over the last 7 seasons. During the time in question, Pirate admitted to using substances such as Coffee, CookOut, Bourbon, and occasionally sausage products.

When reached for comment via text message, a response was simply issued saying "I'm not the only one.....SmAli and the Professor are guilty too!!"

Reports from Durham issued by The Professor and SmAli vehemently deny any allegations of the usage of meat products, claiming "vegetarianism"? However unanswered questions remain as authorities ceased garbage bags from the Professor's luxurious loft apartment and SmAli's historic manor in Watts Hillandale this morning. It has been reported that numerous CookOut milkshake cups and used coffee grounds have been found in SmAli's debris. While shockingly the Professor's recycle bin turned up 7 empty Olympia beer bottles and 4 PBR tall boy cans....crushed (obviously trying to hide them).

It appears that BCC and Dook Cycling have a lot to answer over the coming days......more details can be found here.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Rumor Mill


Could these two be riding together next year for The Shack? Now that Lance is such a nice guy that he tweets ride invitations, could he and Bruyneel try to resurrect Floyd's talent and motivation and give him a second chance?

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

T - Minus 4 Days and Shaking......

Miles 25-55 are gonna hurt real real real real bad.
Thank you for gears.
Thank you for forks that lock out.
Thank you for tires that are almost worn out.
Thank you for not raining (or snowing) anymore this week.......especially on Saturday.

Cohutta 100 is now only four days away........lots to pack.....lots to prep. Wicked Mike, Florida Frank, and myself are hitting the hunderd.......while JD and Dave are singlespeedin' and maybe Enduroing the 65er.....

Race number one of the NUES.....here comes Bull City Cycling.